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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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The reason I say "quacks like a fractal" is because fractal mathematics were discovered when scientists were trying to work out why the sound of ducks quacking didn't echo in the grand canyon. To crack this problem, the top german nazi scientists spent 5 years during world war 2 cracking duck eggs, working incognito at the grand canyon posing as jewish tourists. Unfortunately they never cracked the secret.
After the war, american corporations (who are secretly communist) took over the program and invented a new type of mayonnaise using duck eggs. The jewish heads of these companies decided to take revenge on the nazis by spiking the worlds water supply with a homeopathic duck mayonnaise solution. This is the secret of the worldwide jewish conspiracy to enslave mankind, and because it's homeopathic no one can ever trace it.
Once the entire planets water supply had been spiked with mayonnaise, they found that it had a drastic effect on peoples inteligence. Literacy has been increasing in most countries around the world, so more people are reading books and newspapers. Of course, the jewish overlords control the publishing and media industries!!! Therefore, a more literate population is more easily influenced by words.
The strange force that prevents a ducks quack from echoing is the active ingrediant in duck eggs, and it's called fractals. Fractals evolved to arrange the ducks feathers in the precise configuration to make water shed off instantly, but it gave the duck other mysterious powers that god didn't intend. For instance, ducks can fly and travel through time.
If I concentrate really really really hard, I can detect the presence of this force inside Fractalius. When I close my eyes and say "I do believe in Fractalius, I do I do I do!!!" for several hours, I get visions of ducks having an orgy. This tells me that the software has the vigour and lasciviousness of a young duck in its prime.
The main source of evidence for this terrible secret can be found here: [link] Jews praise mayonnaise more than jesus because of the delicious fractals in every zesty mouthful. May god have merdy on us all.